I kid, I kid! This isn't my house; this is a website hosted by Neocities! Here's a link for you!
Once I've cleaned this place up, I plan on hosting a... thing. A rather large thing, to be honest. I'll probably talk about it on my Tumblr, but I think it would be better off on its own webpage. Wish me luck!
This is how you make bold and italic text.
Here's how you can add an image:
Here's how to make an unordered list:
An ordered list looks like this:
To learn more HTML/CSS, check out these tutorials!